You know that Jetski sitting in the garage at your uncle's lake house? The one he won't let you touch? The purple one? We've got a pair of Ellipticals that were modeled after it, so you don't have to wait to inherit it.

 are the same durable, functional frame you know and love from the Pit Viper 2000s, redesigned with a rounder, sexier lens to achieve a new expressive look. Look at that curve!